Grady, Willie the cat here. I will tell you how to solve this problem. When my people wouldn't let me outside, I tore holes in all the screens and made my own cat doors. They fixed them, I did it again. They finally got smart and put a real cat door in for me. Life has been good ever since, I can come and go as I please, which is how it should be.

Don't let on that I told you this. Those birds are within reach if you'll work at it a little.